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haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read




Anonymous Asked:
Will you tie me up and fuck me until I scream?

My answer:

I need to know who you are first



shielclon:

American Horror Story: Coven

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Anonymous Asked:
What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?

My answer:

middleclassreject:

dysonrules:

aconissa:

50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

REBLOG FOREVER.

Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society 


nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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gehayi:

hiddlesbatchlove:

forever-falling-forward:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:

Engagdget

DailyTech

CBS

They turned RNA into an anti-virus program. That is amazing.


nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.


ribcaqe:

bambali:

peachfairy:

exceptence:

roma/indie☮♡

sorry to break it to u but this picture isnt ROMA GYPSY BAMBIE INDIE UNICORN ASS its a scene from the boy in striped pyjamas which is a movie about the mass killing of jews during ww2 so i kindly ask for u to stop. just stop it.

reblogging for that comment and in memory of the thousands of innocent lives taken in the holocaust

this movie kills me


megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

battersbabymun:

zchr:

mooeena:

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

this is why the internet was invented.

IT’S A PHONE NUMBER

IT WORKS, DO IT NOW





  • Drum Major: Set!
  • Band kid before band camp: huh what what's happening um what
  • Drum Major: Set!
  • Band kid after band camp: *responds faster than to the sound of own name*


I am Bray. I am 19 and I have beautiful hair. so I'm told.





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